If joe has to stand, he will pass out and go face down in the hash browns, and if he sits, he will slobber and snot on his tie before he falls dead asleep and goes face down in the hash browns.
Either way, it's a 1-100 shot that joe doesn't make it through the first debate.
If the demonRAT's try to jack him up with coke or benees or any other magic drug, he will bounce off the ceiling with insanity.
I can see joe being really coked up high and just pissing on the stage, {with or without whipp'en it out}.
Yep, and watching the media do it concurrently will be worth the price of admission.