You'd better pick a different hill to die on. Saying that being 100 yards from anyone else, in the open air, is a health risk, just staggers the imagination.
This "freedom" thing has you puzzled, doesn't it?
“Besides your Leftist class hatred, are you one of those idiots that wears your mandated mask when you are alone in the car, and suffer from hypoxia, an oxygen starved brain, per Democrat orders? “
I was taking a walk up in the Rockies yesterday and passed several women wearing masks. Mind you, we were the only people on the trail for a mile in either direction. One woman saw me coming and pulled her mask on quickly 50 yards away. The two women behind me would stop whenever I would stop to keep away from me. None of the men I saw at the trailhead were wearing masks.
Edward Bernays was right about women.