Solution to our last puzzle:
THE BEAUTY OF THE WORLD HAS TWO EDGES, ONE OF LAUGHTER, ONE OF ANGUISH, CUTTING THE HEART ASUNDER. VIRGINIA WOOLF
Not true in my experience. And UMO QSDLYOBXO UMGU MOH IGJJTOB UD UMOTJ XJGSBIDUMOJ makes me love her all the more.
Heh, nice! Simple because of common letter and contractions.