[real saxophonist]

In these difficult and challenging times, we face a lot of difficult challenges. We're all in this together. So we want to thank you for being in this with us. Together, we will be in this. And thank you.

And to all those who are with us together in these challenging times, we know these times are difficult. And thank you to all who must be thanked in these times. We know this is difficult. And challenging.

(plinky major to minor piano chords... or some emo Michael Bolton wannabe...)

Where's my pizza?

[frogjerk]

(plinky major to minor piano chords... or some emo Michael Bolton wannabe...)

HA HA! So true!

[frogjerk]

Next we’ll have that euro-trash female singer who cannot pronounce a single English word correctly singing over some ukulele music and symbol rolls...