[Charles Martel]

I tried to live in peace with the neighborhood squirrels (those big red-brown suckers the size of small house cats), but they were not content to raid my oak and pecan trees. Once the house began to take damage, I was forced to defend myself...

Damned if I'm going to let those tree rats get into the wiring and burn my house down with me in it. So, the "Three S" rule was followed.

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Our locals don’t get after our house, but if they did, I have a Havahart trap and a pellet gun. I am inside city limits so no firearms.