[DannyTN]

That’s what they always say, right before the zombies come.

[wildcard_redneck]

“Zombie” is the euphemism Americans use to refer to members of the Free Shit Army.

[Texas Eagle]

That’s all I needed to hear. Thank you.

[Disambiguator]

The zombies are the ones being let out of the jails and prisons.

[DarthVader]

Zombies are not coming but they are going to be created. Bum should look in the mirror.

[HangnJudge]

Always the false narrative with these idiots,
not worried about zombies ( free shit army)
the 2nd amendment I believe guards us against our own government

[Autonomous User]

This ronavirus is a Gungrabbers worst nightmare. It was a wake-up call to anyone who thought the Government could protect them. they learned a valuable but hard lesson.

[SkyPilot]

[Howie66]

My concern is not with “zombies. Rather my concern is with Constitution ripping, gun grabbing Communists and other members of the Deep State who seem to be on a mission to destroy our Republic.

If someone has a problem with this, too f**king bad.

Molon Labe and Semper Fi!

[rktman]

Well, then they shouldn’t buy one. Me, I’m headed to the drive through for a “happy meal”.

[RoosterRedux]

What about the Commies...like the one's already here?

[MrEdd]

Gretchen Whitmer is already here.

[Rurudyne]

Ho about the socialist scum?

They certainly are working on overrunning everything.

And they are worse than zombies.

[alloysteel]

“Gun stored safely in the home” is under your pillow while sleeping, or concealed in your hand while answering the door.

Didn’t say it was safe for the person planning an assault. But the homeowner is immeasurably better off.

[Fiji Hill]

Sitting in what appeared to be his own kitchen, Chipman advised “those people who were first-time gun owners” to “secure that gun locked and unloaded and hide it behind the cans of tuna and beef jerky that you’ve stored in a cabinet and only bring that out if the zombies start to appear, and I don’t think they are.”

If Chipman is wrong and they do appear, you'd best have a .45 auto, which would be more effective for stopping a zombie than, say, a 9mm Luger.

[Daffynition]

Wasn't April 15th traditionally *Buy A Gun Day Day*?

With due dates delayed, does this mean there will be 2 *Buy A Gun Days*

{{{{JOY}}}

[GranTorino]

No zombies?
Person hasn’t been in a Wal-Mart lately.

[DesertRhino]

Ok, I’ll break the code. We aren’t actually preparing for “zombies”. We expect that revolutionary socialists and the nihilist criminals that they spawn will menace us. YOU progressives and antifa and robbers your policies create are the “zombies”.

We just say “zombies” out of politeness. But rest assured, you are the zombie in our minds. Cool?

[No.6]

> During the interview, he claimed that first-time gun owners may think “in their [own] mind they might be competent.”

If you search the “new gun owner during coronavirus” threads you will find experienced FReepers echoing this line in each thread.

I also read but don’t have time at the moment to source that NRA is now offering online newbie courses.

[precisionshootist]

This coming from an ex ATF SWAT member. In other words he was a delta force wannabe who played dress up. This is last person on the planet that should be talking to others about competency with a firearm.