Gun Control Advocate Assures Americans: There’s No Need to Buy Guns ‘Cause “the Zombies” Aren’t Coming

NRA-ILA ^ | MONDAY, APRIL 13, 2020 | NRA Institute for Legislative Action

[DannyTN]

That’s what they always say, right before the zombies come.

[wildcard_redneck]

“Zombie” is the euphemism Americans use to refer to members of the Free Shit Army.

[Texas Eagle]

That’s all I needed to hear. Thank you.

[Disambiguator]

The zombies are the ones being let out of the jails and prisons.

[DarthVader]

Zombies are not coming but they are going to be created. Bum should look in the mirror.

[HangnJudge]

Always the false narrative with these idiots,
not worried about zombies ( free shit army)
the 2nd amendment I believe guards us against our own government

[Autonomous User]

This ronavirus is a Gungrabbers worst nightmare. It was a wake-up call to anyone who thought the Government could protect them. they learned a valuable but hard lesson.

[SkyPilot]

[Howie66]

My concern is not with “zombies. Rather my concern is with Constitution ripping, gun grabbing Communists and other members of the Deep State who seem to be on a mission to destroy our Republic.

If someone has a problem with this, too f**king bad.

Molon Labe and Semper Fi!

[rktman]

Well, then they shouldn’t buy one. Me, I’m headed to the drive through for a “happy meal”.

[GingisK]

There is no way I could have said that better.

[RoosterRedux]

What about the Commies...like the one's already here?

[Howie66]

Frankly, I have heard more than enough of this cheap sh*t to last me a lifetime. It’s time for these jack-wagons to experience some severe blow-back. My patience for them is maxed out.

[MrEdd]

Gretchen Whitmer is already here.

[Rurudyne]

Ho about the socialist scum?

They certainly are working on overrunning everything.

And they are worse than zombies.

[alloysteel]

“Gun stored safely in the home” is under your pillow while sleeping, or concealed in your hand while answering the door.

Didn’t say it was safe for the person planning an assault. But the homeowner is immeasurably better off.

[Fiji Hill]

Sitting in what appeared to be his own kitchen, Chipman advised “those people who were first-time gun owners” to “secure that gun locked and unloaded and hide it behind the cans of tuna and beef jerky that you’ve stored in a cabinet and only bring that out if the zombies start to appear, and I don’t think they are.”

If Chipman is wrong and they do appear, you'd best have a .45 auto, which would be more effective for stopping a zombie than, say, a 9mm Luger.

[Daffynition]

Wasn't April 15th traditionally *Buy A Gun Day Day*?

With due dates delayed, does this mean there will be 2 *Buy A Gun Days*

{{{{JOY}}}

[GranTorino]

No zombies?
Person hasn’t been in a Wal-Mart lately.