[HarleyLady27]

Can anyone tell me why the OANN reporter is always standing in the back of the room during the coronavirus briefings

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I watch OAN on my laptop and they are the best in news...

If I were Press Secretary, she would be front row center permanently and the rest of the Nazi News Networks would be out on the lawn...

[WaltStuart]

If I were Press Secretary, she would be front row center permanently and the rest of the Nazi News Networks would be out on the lawn...

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Or seated on the floor in the back of the room dressed in sackcloth & ashes.

Or maybe appearing under required dunce hats.

Or maybe with pink pussy hats & big red clown noses.

Or maybe with propeller beanies.

Or maybe in snake costumes.

Or piles of sh*t costumes.

Or maybe with Pinocchio noses.

Or maybe skunk costumes.

Or weasel costumes.

Or Benedict Arnold masks.

or black hospital gowns with open rears to illustrate what asses they are.

Or “SATURATED IN KOOL-AID” T-shirts.

Or pants decorated engulfed in flames.

. . .

{Visual images in my imagination got me carried away—too much fun, I guess}

[WaltStuart]

I think I’d put the OAN reporter at my right hand on stage and give her every other question.