Posted on 04/11/2020 7:34:45 AM PDT by BenLurkin
A black and white Ass. Reminds me of a recent President.
A new symbol for the Dems? Looks kinda like a donkey, but is completely emasculated.
Why a zonkey and not a debra?
That hussy!
Stripe-ists
Here is your answer.
Zonkey Classification and Evolution
The Zonkey is a hybrid animal that is created by cross-breeding two different species of animal that belong to the same genetic group. Technically though, an individual is only classed as a Zonkey if it is sired from a male Zebra and female Donkey, as one that has a male Donkey and female Zebra parents is known as a Zedonk.
https://a-z-animals.com/animals/zonkey/
Nature has a way of putting a stop to this crap. The offspring is sterile and can’t breed.
Crap?
I dunno… Sounds pretty sexist allowing the male priority in the classification sequence.
I need to call my local commissar to see if I should feel offended!
There has to be a joke somewhere about which one a hyena would prefer. Has to be. Ha ha hahaaaa heee hee heee.
Or, Hardee-har-har?
“A black and white Ass. Reminds me of a recent President.”
We must not insult the Zonkey, who has already accomplished far more than Dorkbama the Muslim eunuch quota boy.
NOT a “Zonkey”. Its Zeedonk.
A Zorse (Zebra/Horse) or (Horse/Zebra)
Google Eclyse, a very rare Father-Horse, Mother-Zebra, usually the other way around, hence the striking coloring difference. The Zebra part is all Zebra, the horse part is all horse.
https://scienceblogs.com/grrlscientist/2007/07/05/its-a-zorse-of-course
Sorry, only HALF right, see post #7
MULES are half horse (stamina) and half donkey (nasty temperament).
The nuns who first went east from Mexico City to evangelize/educate the Yucatan always rode on mules. The horses would always RUN at the first sign of trouble. Donkeys would stand their ground and fight. They were too small for too much service.
MULES were ideal. They had the stamina/size of horses and the temperament of donkeys...but were larger and harder to kill/eat for predators.
FUNCTIONAL: perfect for those good nuns.
Cute li’l guy!
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