What theory, precious? I probably read and forgot already. That darn microwave stuff, frying my brainpan.
Ransomnote has a theory that says, when Q BOOMAGE hits, it sets off an alarm in the shills derpcave, and they shimmy down the pole like firemen and rush to activation.
Like that random I DONT TRUST TRUMP NOT ONE BIT bit of derpage from a few minutos ago.
I'm liking that theory more and more.