That explains all the alien 'anal probing'.
We sent out a mix tape with nude pictures and directions to our planet... what did they expect would happen?
This is sort of related to your reply.
I love the Carpenters, thought I had heard everything by them, but saw this last week:
“Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teBV0EoJJY8&t=53s