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Trump Installs Ejection Seats Throughout Press Briefing Room
The Babylon Bee ^
| April 7 2020
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 04/07/2020 7:03:26 PM PDT by xp38
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One can dream
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posted on
04/07/2020 7:03:26 PM PDT
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xp38
To: xp38
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posted on
04/07/2020 7:03:52 PM PDT
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xp38
To: xp38
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posted on
04/07/2020 7:04:45 PM PDT
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EdnaMode
To: xp38
It must not apply to all liars in the press, the story is still here.
To: xp38
Got to give it up for the Bee.
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posted on
04/07/2020 7:05:50 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: xp38
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04/07/2020 7:05:52 PM PDT
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Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
To: xp38
The trap door leading to the bone stripper in “Nothing but Trouble” would be a better alternative.
To: Vendome
Certainly not for Q.....see post 2 :)
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posted on
04/07/2020 7:09:42 PM PDT
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xp38
To: xp38
Better idea
To: xp38
That would be ‘must see tv’.
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posted on
04/07/2020 7:11:21 PM PDT
by
Trumpnado2016
(Welcome to Trump World.)
To: xp38
Hey, Mediots, don't even try to use a parachute because (like the tagline says) it hasn't been proven to be effective.
But maybe Fauci can randomly pass out parachutes and identical looking backpacks to do the double blind trial. It should only take a few hundred samples to get a statistically significant trial.
Oh, forget random. Everyone gets a backpack.
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posted on
04/07/2020 7:11:36 PM PDT
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KarlInOhio
(Parachutes are only anecdotally effective due to the lack of significant double blind testing.)
To: Vendome
DJT “I’d like to start this Q&A by saying Good-bye to the journalist here”.
To: xp38
I'm more partial to the Dr. Evil design - they drop through the floor into a holding cell.
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posted on
04/07/2020 7:13:05 PM PDT
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lapsus calami
(What's that stink? Code Pink ! ! And their buddy Murtha, too!)
To: xp38
To: lapsus calami
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posted on
04/07/2020 7:18:49 PM PDT
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xp38
To: xp38
Jim Acosta tried to chime in next, but Trump had already pushed his button before he got any words out. "Looks like Jim Acosta's blasting off agaaaaaaaaain!!!!" the CNN reporter cried as he disappeared in a little twinkle in the sky. "Anyone else?"
I confess. I LOL'd and I'm still chuckling over this.
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posted on
04/07/2020 7:27:34 PM PDT
by
Pox
(Good Night. I expect more respect tomorrow.)
To: xp38
WH should auction off some seats (say, 1 or 2 per day) for random Americans to control the ejection panel.
If they don't like the question(s) from WH pool of reporters, WEEEeeeee, there goes Acosta, and esp. that fat broad Alcindor. Thinking about it, ejection seats should be built strong enough even for the likes of Alcindor....
That would generate a HUGE amount of money for corona virus (or small business) relief fund.
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posted on
04/07/2020 7:29:04 PM PDT
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Sir Napsalot
(Pravda + Useful Idiots = USSR; Journ0List + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey)
To: xp38
That would be hilarious.
The girly men would scream louder than the women.
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posted on
04/07/2020 7:30:17 PM PDT
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Conserv
To: xp38
When you're fired by Spectre, you're really
fired.
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posted on
04/07/2020 7:31:33 PM PDT
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lapsus calami
(What's that stink? Code Pink ! ! And their buddy Murtha, too!)
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
04/07/2020 7:51:45 PM PDT
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Colt1851Navy
(What was wrong with Nixon?)
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