paper towel
stapler
fabric ribbon
accordian-fold a doubled paper towel. Pinch accordioned ends together. Position fabric ribbon and staple thru the pinched end and the ribbon. Repeat other side.
May end up being one-use, but it's a paper towel, so easily replaced. Blue shop paper towels are a little denser than the kitchen paper towels
Double paper towel for adults; fold single sheet in half before accordion-folding for kids.
no guarantee it will stay on the dog
I’m more worried about the sicko flubros than Fido.