[bagster]

Everyone knows where their heart is

I'd think it'd be way too easy to miss. I didn't have a firm grasp on where my heart EXACTLY was till they put this cool little oblong electrode thingy on it that protrudes from my alpha male chest. Weirdest feeling ever to run my fingers around the edge of it.

On a related note. I once knew a man, Chano Zuniga, who took a shotgun to his own face.

Guess what. Fail.

If that dude had problems before, you should see how he had to walk around the rest of his freak show looking life.

#MoreRangeTimeAsTheySay

[xone]

I saw a pic of a guy who used a shotgun in an attempt to kill himself. He put it under his chin, but the barrel was to long, and he couldn’t reach the trigger. So as he bent to get to the trigger, the muzzle shifted and he succeeded in blowing off his jaw and half his face. Always use the right tool. Probably didn’t want to saw off the barrel because that would have been illegal.