AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thank you sooooo much for that hilarious post. I think Day 4 is my favorite...Day Pajamas/Night Pajamas.
Then, you may like this (27 days in Quarantine 5min):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_JPDleT7AA#action=share
Add my thanks.
The bit about barking at squirrels triggered me.
Have a whole tribe of 'em in the cottonwoods by the creek spend most of their time aggravating the dogs, chewing up wires and making more little squirrels.
Spent a long cold week replacing coax they'd messed up and I was thinkin' that I'd like to do a whole lot more than bark at 'em though.