(said loudly in Foghorn Leghorn voice)
Ah say, wait a minute! This here scarf is a lot prettier than a mask and costs a lot more too!
I’ma gonna get out my rodeo shirt, dust off my Stetson and polish my Tony’s and my buckles. Pink bandana and a pony tail and I’m ready for the public, American style!
(but I’m still wearing my N95 under that bandana )
(and I’ll have to remember to stay away from banks)
(but I ain’t wearing no burka for any man)