Skip to comments.Tone Deaf: Bette Midler Salutes Housekeepers Around the Globe After Getting Familiar With Her Appliances
Posted on 04/01/2020 10:37:39 AM PDT by EdnaMode
Broadway star Bette Midler thought it was a good idea to publicly salute housekeepers and express gratitude for her kitchen appliances objects she claims she has gotten to know better as the coronavirus pandemic ravages the nation.
I never knew my appliances as well as Im starting to know them, the left-wing activist said. So grateful to #Kenmore and #Maytag. This is no joke. I salute housekeepers around the globe, doing your best to keep your families well, safe and alive.
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The housekeeper had to tell her to take her dishes out of the clothes dryer
Wish she’d get kidnapped by K-Mart.
Zappa wrote about the dangers of dancing around with kitchen machinery’s.
Pity, she is having to make do without The Help.
With Bette, you never know if she’s being sarcastic or not.
I was certain she was winding up for yet another insult to the president for some lame reason.
“Make Ironing Great Again!”.
Due to “Essential Employee” restrictions, her Day Maids only work part time now, so
poor Bette is being forced to wash her own underwear and even change her own sheets!
Bette is a non-essential employee.
Maids are more essential than entertainers.
I never knew my appliances as well as Im starting to know them”
L. Ron Hoover’s First Church of Appliantology
Wait till the central scrutinizer finds out!
Who knew all this time she was getting rich by supplying the patriarchy with tools to keep women baroot and pregnant stuck working in a kitchen every day.
Trying to get chummy with the little people?
The elite have come down from the mountain but not for long, this is peasants work far beneath them. “wipe my own filthy a## I should think not”!
This is true, now more than ever before.
Maid, maintenance men, garbage men, and of course Hospital Heroes.
Bread & Circuses & Freak Shows can wait a spell.
There is no current shortage of these skill-sets.
Hope she doen’t know them biblically.
Now THAT was funny! A shame Bette cannot work that into her comedy clique.
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