Some kids TP’d our house last night. It’s now worth $5 million dollars.
A liberal wanted to be identified as a Coronavirus victim so bad he paid someone who had tested positive already to take the test again and identify himself as the liberal. The swab nurse figured out the scam and nailed them for culture appropriation.
Ballroom dancing is gonna take a hit.
“Some kids TPd our house last night. Its now worth $5 million dollars.”
ROFL!
I purposefully piss off people in my neighborhood hoping to get TP’d!