Winner winner chicken dinner!
It’s end times, man. Mad Maximize your dinner!
Wash your hands!
Now HG really. Being a juvenile and sitting on your car it may not know how to “lift off” and fly away. Suggest you get a long broom handle and keep it low, move it slowly towards the owl at his feet level. If he climbs on it, easy to lift it a little and he will fly away if he can. Or just the broom coming toward him (again low) might get him to fly away.