Perhaps other household residents’ weirdness can equal your own. At least, as long as I’m not there, and then I believe I’ll have them all trumped! ;o])
Of course, I’m trumped by my Favorite Daughter who thinks stinky feet smell like popcorn and skunks smell like lemons...
Slow cooking pork ribs this afternoon. Should I take off the membrane or not?
Tom’s laundry smells like cilantro and Sally’s smells like artificial maple syrup flavoring.