Posted on 03/22/2020 10:18:04 AM PDT by EdnaMode
Florida man was arrested and charged with felony theft after he was allegedly caught using a garbage can to sneak 66 rolls of toilet paper out of a Marriott hotel.
Angel Esteban Hernandezcinto, 31, was arrested in the early morning hours of Thursday after police responded to security guard Yamil Egipciaco's call complaining that a man was stealing toilet paper from the hotel. At 1:30 a.m., the guard said he was on regular patrols when he noticed suspicious activity from Hernandezcinto, according to an arrest affidavit.
"Yamil saw Angel pushing a trash can toward his Honda van," the arresting officer wrote in the affidavit. "Angel opened the rear of the van and took a trash bag from the trash can and put it in his van. Yamil found it suspicious as to why he put a trash bag in his van and peaked through the window. Yamil noticed the bag was full of unused toilet paper that belonged to the hotel."
Hernandezcinto was able to execute his alleged toilet paper heist because he worked for a cleaning company that services the hotel. Egipciaco counted the rolls, valued at around $65, and expressed an eagerness to testify against the alleged thief.
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Maybe it was really, really soft toilet paper.
Florida Man strikes again. 66 rolls of toilet paper!!
“$65 is felony theft??”
They probably classified the crime as cruel and
inhumane punishment.
I bought a retarded amount of TP a few weeks back.
I needed some for my office, it’s just me. At the store the price seemed too high and I was going to Costco anyway... SO I bought an entire case. Enough to last? A few years?
If anyone needs a roll...I will mail it to you, you pick up the shitting cost...I mean shipping. :)
“If anyone needs a roll...I will mail it to you”
Greater love hath no man than this that he share his toilet paper with his FRiends.
LOL!
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