A man driving through the countryside notices a 3-legged pig in a barnyard. The farmer is working alongside the road, so the man stops to chat.
“Wow, a 3-legged pig. What happened?”
“Oh, that’s a very special pig” the farmer replies.
“How’d it lose the leg?”
“Well, let me tell you about that pig. One night I was sound asleep and that pig knocked down the front door, climbed the stairs to our bedroom and pulled me out of bed. The barn was on fire. I ran down, and with the pig’s help, was able to free the animals from their stables before the whole thing burned down.”
“That’s amazing! The pig lost it’s leg in the fire then?”
“No, no. And another time, I was working the combine, and my pant leg got caught. The machine almost pulled me in before the pig grabbed me by the back of my overalls and pulled me free.”
“Holy cow! That’s incredible! So the pig lost its leg in the combine?”
“No, no...”
“Well how DID the pig lose it’s leg?”
“Well... a special pig like that, you don’t eat all at once.”
LOL! I’m so happy to see this thread again.
A man driving through the countryside noticed a man in the pasture having sex with a female sheep. Extremely shocked, the man stopped at the first farm house and told the farmer in the yard, “Theirs a man having sex with one of your ewes.” The farmer waved him off and said, “It’s OK, that’s my daaaaaaaaaaaaad.”