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To: Mariner
Dear Miss Manners,

I have been in quarantine for fourteen days with my husband. According to the rules of etiquette, when is it permissible that I may shoot him?

Sincerely . . .

Dear Madame,

Surprisingly, there is no set time required for such an action. So you should use your best judgment.

However, tradition requires that you dress in black for a period of one year after his demise.

All my best . . .

793 posted on 03/20/2020 7:00:47 AM PDT by Badboo (Why it is important)
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To: Badboo

Coming up with 2 cooked meals a day when I’m accustomed to one is a tax on my cooking imagination right now.


795 posted on 03/20/2020 7:08:28 AM PDT by Black Agnes
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