[Hatteras]

Facility? Who goes to meditate at a "facility"? Arn't you supposed to sit Indian style (can you still say that?) high up on a ledge outside of a cliff-side cave, overlooking the wonders of God's creation... or something?

(No idea who this person is...)

[Boogieman]

Well, you see, the original New Agers were kind of respectable that way. At least they got their hands dirty, went to India, or lived in a commune with no running water or flushing toilets.

These New New Agers want enlightenment without all that bother. They’re not going to hike into the mountains of Tibet when they can take a private jet to a “spiritual retreat” in California or Arizona and still impress all their Instagram followers.