I sugggest everyone purchase a copy of Atlas Shrugged. A book that length will supply a family of 4 with TP for at least 30 days.
After it’s read, of course. That way, one will obtain a 100% correct prediction of what any progressive excuse for gubmit will do for the next ten years.
If you have a washing machine you don’t need toilet paper.
Have you tried The Stand? Topical and huge. The Plague by Camus is much shorter and way too hard.