He’s a gaffe a minute.
Ron Popeil would make millions selling the Gaffe-omatic. Three easy payments of just $19.99. Joe Biden would be the spokesperson (ala the George Foreman grill). Joe could finish the advertisement by saying: I'm Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
“He’s a gaffe a minute.”
if SNL was still funny, they’d do a late night TV ad skit where they try to sell a “Gaffe-O-Matic” ...
Ad patter could be something like: “Running out of gaffes, but still want to run for elective office, well have we got the solution for you! Yes, it’s the Gaffe-O-Matic! When you need a gaffe in your speech but can’t quite come up with one quick enough, just push the AutoGaffe button on the Gaffe-O-Matic, and presto, a new gaffe pops right up. Here, watch this (pushes AutoGaffe button): Gaffe-O-Matic prints out, “One Hundred and Fifty Million Americans are too poor to own underwear” ...