Posted on 03/14/2020 5:38:55 PM PDT by Hojczyk
He knows television history with FDR doing fireside chats on screen back in 29.
Tally lights aren’t registering.
There were technical gaffes. This is a new term to describe Biden campaign disasters.
Perceived gaffes? As if they are only bizarre ramblings because I perceive them as such? LOL What a pantload.
Reporters have endless euphemisms to avoid speaking facts and truths.
Now now, don't jump to conclusions it could always be Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease.
Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease may occur spontaneously, be inherited,or be transmitted by contact with infected tissue, such as during a transplant or from eating contaminated meat.
Maybe those plugs actually created holes in his head. Really it doesn't matter, Mad Cow, Alzheimer's or Sundowners, Joe is an erratic, rage filled, Loony Toons character who unfortunately when his head explodes won't be back in the next episode.
Ron Popeil would make millions selling the Gaffe-omatic. Three easy payments of just $19.99. Joe Biden would be the spokesperson (ala the George Foreman grill). Joe could finish the advertisement by saying: I'm Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
It was a riot. I sent it to a bunch of people and told them to jump to 36:02 if they needed a belly laugh.
LOL
Never apologize, never explain.
Aside from that, it was great. Kamala dropping her phone, wailing baby...
Perfect.
Worthy of Firesign Theater at its best.
I’m looking forward to the battle of the geezers debate between Slow Joe and Politburo Bernie. It will be the first presidential debate in history where the two candidates will be hooked up to ventilators rather than microphones”
What a country!
https://i.postimg.cc/5yhyKyDs/FD984749-6350-4-E43-AA9-D-BFB839582430.jpg
Instead of a weekend at Bidens, it will be his full term.
https://i.imgur.com/8Nteduv.jpg
This is why they are happy to elect Joe and kick Bernie aside.
https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/040/964/800/original/f1fdef3ca7a6f63b.jpg?1584085323
“That’s our bad”?
seriously?
what part of the electorate do they think responds to that kind of pseudo valley-girl, pseudo-hip-hop, pseudo-English, supposedly cool crap?
“He’s a gaffe a minute.”
if SNL was still funny, they’d do a late night TV ad skit where they try to sell a “Gaffe-O-Matic” ...
Ad patter could be something like: “Running out of gaffes, but still want to run for elective office, well have we got the solution for you! Yes, it’s the Gaffe-O-Matic! When you need a gaffe in your speech but can’t quite come up with one quick enough, just push the AutoGaffe button on the Gaffe-O-Matic, and presto, a new gaffe pops right up. Here, watch this (pushes AutoGaffe button): Gaffe-O-Matic prints out, “One Hundred and Fifty Million Americans are too poor to own underwear” ...
Mr. The White House is not a training ground for president Biden, proves he needs training in How to look successful as a politician.
He does a smashing job of looking like a LOSER...A PRESIDENTIAL LOSER.
“ Worthy of Firesign Theater at its best.”
Let’s see how many get that reference.
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“You may wait here in the sitting room, or you may sit here in the waiting room.”
The Giant Rat of Sumatra was one of my favorites
Bizarre to see US Senators Richard Durbin and Tammy Duckworth of Illinois waiting to take part in the botched Joe Biden for Illinois live stream debacle. Amazing to see how badly this backfired despite the Dems effort to rig it for “Clueless Joe.”
It is a shame that the 25th Amendment does not apply to presidential candidates like Biden.
It’s really not funny. Those with cognitive issues as this often don’t realize they’re off the mark and will just continue to chit chat as they believe they’re engaging with you. And even when they know they’re not completing sentences they keep going hoping you didn’t see it.
“Next week on The Immigrants: Albinos..”
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Same here. Once someone realized what was going on and how bad it looked, they stopped it. Plenty of groups have streamed live events to tens of not hundreds of thousands of people, sometimes on very short notice.
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