Slice spam about 1/4 inch and pan fry it. Not so bad. It’s website has lots of recipes.
So while some jobs have a downturn right now. Kroger is hiring.
Probably walmart too.
etc.
Won’t be full time pay but will be better than a cardboard box under a bridge.
My wife used to dip the spam slices in an egg wash before frying.
The finished product tasted good. It's apparently a Korean thing.