In North TX, you’re more likely to die of a toilet paper shortage.
Ha!....we found a bunch of rolls here in Villa Park, Orange County where the rich people shop. The Wal Mart in Orange was sold out. The toilet paper made it through Checked baggage this morning. Wife and daughter flew ahead of me. She did find some at Kroger’s in Frisco too. So I think we’re good to go!..so to speak.
30 octogenarians fall ill and die (no disrespect meant) in Washington state and I can’t buy toilet paper in Virginia.
If you want to make your toilet paper last longer, take a couple of scoops of Metamucile every day. Your Baby Ruth’s will come out clean and it only takes about one square to get a clean wipe. No charge for the advice.