Coming soon:
Barron leaning over to ruffle dad’s hair and saying “C’mon dad, lots of the guys do base jumping. It’s fun. Most of them don’t get smashed against the cliff or the building. And besides it Trump Tower. You and mom are so old-fashioned.”
Footnote:
BASE jumping is the recreational sport of jumping from fixed objects, using a parachute to descend safely to the ground. “BASE” is an acronym that stands for four categories of fixed objects from which one can jump: building, antenna, span, and earth (cliff).