The toilet paper aisle at the Walmart most convenient to me late this afternoon. When I was there late last week all was normal. They also wiped out the ramen noodle soups and a good chunk of the bottled water. Ramen noodles and water??? I was thinking, is there a war, asteroid strike or alien invasion about to happen that I was not aware of? Red Dawn, Deep Impact or Mars Attacks scenario in play here? The malignant media and politicians are having an effect.
You know why all the toilet paper is gone?
Because that guy over there sneezed and all these people over here crapped themselves!
