I know what I see, and I see that someone has stockpiled more toilet paper than myself, so that has to be what’s going to get us through this thing. Off to the store I go.
Are you planning on increasing your daily output?
Stop buying Colon Blow.
Not toilet paper......shhhhhh.....come closer....... It’s bacon.....shhhhhhh..... Don’t tell anyone else...... But stockpile bacon..... Ok, don’t say you weren’t warned.
I would not want to face the apocalypse without bacon.