Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: Vlad The Inhaler

Here’s a funny

Florida Police Are Looking For A Cow That Has Been On The Run Since January

Back in January, a cow went on the run after breaking out – and she’s been on the go ever since evading the local police.

The crafty cow has been described as being “faster than it looks” and a “talented fence jumper.” And in a very Floridian twist, the cow apparently loves to spend time by pools, so Florida residents are being encouraged to keep a lookout for the bathing beauty in their backyards.

Currently, the cow is facing such charges as “MOOving violations, UDDERing false checks and fleeing and eluding police.” It sounds like a hardened criminal.

https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3825955/posts

The Police Dept put out a funny wanted poster.


4,580 posted on 03/18/2020 8:30:45 PM PDT by Rusty0604 (2020 four more years!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4569 | View Replies ]


To: Rusty0604

lol, great cow story. she Sounds like a very smart cow.


4,681 posted on 03/19/2020 5:55:14 AM PDT by CottonBall (A Republican's power comes from your prosperity. A Democrat's power comes from your poverty.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4580 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson