> I would pay to have a moderator ask Biden what two plus two is. <
Moderator: And now a question for the Vice President. Mr. Biden, if you appointed two ambassadors in the morning and then two more in the afternoon, how many ambassadors would that be?
Biden: That would be 22 ambassadors, Shep.
Moderator: First of all, I am not Shepard Smith. And secondly, the answer is not 22. The answer is 4.
Biden: You lying, dog-faced pony soldier!
ROF!