If I was still working I’d take a cruise!
Me: “Boss I’m back from my cruise on the SS Plague. See you Monday.”
Boss: “No, take another week off. Don’t want you bringing the virus back.”
Me: “Gee, boss., I can’t afford to.”
Boss: “I’ll authorize pay for it.”
Me: “Well, boss... wouldn’t it be worth it to give me a bonus too? Think of all the production you’d lose if I infected the plant...”
HA!!