[riri]

Kids aren't kids of yesteryear. They basically don't leave the house anymore as it is. Keep the wifi going and they'll be fine.

Half of 'em, "see" their friends on XBox anymore anyway.

[mrsmith]

Speaking of kids.

Bought Girl Scout cookies yesterday from a stand.
They’ll be at everyone’s door spreading those nasty germs...
(Nah, I’m kidding)

Though it was too bad they weren’t selling sanitizer and masks- they’d have made a fortune.