He used to know the difference between Tuesday and Thursday back in the day.
Oh come on, give the guy a break. They both start with t and end with day. To help him, just tell him if today is pudding or jello. Then he'll know what day it is.
10 posted on 03/03/2020 4:01:31 AM PST by Veggie Todd
(Voltaire: "Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool".)