We interrupt this program for a test of the Emergency Broadcasting System E BS. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Had this been an actual emergency we would have told you where to go, what to think.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled PROGRAMMING.
Thanks for playing.
Yes. I guess it’s over. Sorry to have bothered you.
You know there is a real emergency when the emergency broadcast system fails during the warning. Like it did in Los Angeles as the city was on fire during the LA riots.