Ka-pow! It's Meghan Marvel: Duchess of Sussex tells her agent to find her a role as a Hollywood superhero

UK Daily Mail ^ | February 29, 2020 | Caroline Graham

[cloudmountain]

She can spend a stack of money higher than a tall building in a single transaction.

Good one!

[Pearls Before Swine]

That's a good one!

I've always been partial to "Invasion of the Bee Girls," myself. Which, has some relevance to the Meghan situation of sucking the life out of Harry.

Invasion of the Bee Girls Trailer

[bgill]

That role will have to wait since she’s vowed to never return to the US until Trump is out of office.

She’s right across the bay/river/small body of water from all those coronaviruses in Washington. She better start kissing Liz’s backside to bug out to Balmoral.

[bgill]

Interesting timing for this movie role request. It comes right on the heels of Harry cutting a duo recording with Bon Jovi. She just can’t have anyone else getting a headline.

[bgill]

Except for that one time to Africa (we know why that was a must), she’s always leaving the kid behind to be cared for by the help.

Maybe Elton John will pay for her carbon footprint for that private jet again. How is a carbon footprint paid?

[bgill]

That’s a bargain. Those around me go for the same and more per night. They’re always booked so the price must be reasonable.

[bgill]

Archie does “belong” to the Queen.

[bgill]

The surrogate’s nose.

[anton]

She’s too white to be black and too black to be white. There are girls serving two scoops at Ben and Jerry’s LA that would make her look like a PTA mom. I doubt the big job after the first or second flop.

[KavMan]

His mom, Princess Diana, had a 5-year long affair with James Hewitt.

While Chuck and Camilla Bowles Parker were doing their thing...

I think The Royal Family has already taken Harry's DNA sample & know the truth...

[Mastador1]

Meghan is more suited to supporting roles in the San Fernando Valley film industry.

[Albion Wilde]

This little snipe belongs, at best, on a soap opera.

[MayflowerMadam]

“The surrogate’s nose.”

Ah! I hadn’t thought of that. It makes perfect sense, though, doesn’t it?

[Red in Blue PA]

That is one ugly chick.

[MoochPooch]

Wow! Talk about a “bee” movie. (rimshot)

[Pearls Before Swine]

It’s a hoot to watch.

“Zzzzz.... zzzzz... zzzzz!”

You’ll know what I mean if you watch it for a while. When I posted the trailer, I noted that the whole movie is right there on YouTube, so you won’t have to go looking around for a download.

[gogeo]

That role is already taken anyway.

...and filled very well.