[Wayne07]

You know Iran is screwed when the medical advice is coming from clerics. This isn't a joke:

* Before bedtime, drench some cotton in violet oil and apply onto your anus
* Comb your hair thoroughly
* Eat lots of apples & onions

[kiryandil]

I’ve heard that the sovereign cure is applying tobacco smoke to the affected orifice...

[chrisser]

Reads like preparation for a night on the town in San Francisco.

[Boogieman]

Well, how do you know a violet oil enema won’t prevent coronavirus? Have you tried it?