[LibWhacker]

Man, this hasn’t taken long. Jiminy Cricket, when did they get married anyway, yesterday? Seems like it. I wonder if they caught Meghan rummaging through the Queen’s purse? Knew from day 1 she was a gold miner.

[nopardons]

Actually, they DID catch Sparkles rummaging around in rooms SHE HAD NO BUSINESS BEING IN, in the palace.

They got married less than 2 years ago; it'll be 2 years this coming May.