Jif settles the great debate with a GIF peanut butter jar.

CNN Business ^ | Tuesday, February 25, 2020 | Jordan Valinsky

[Flash Bazbeaux]

“I couldn’t care less.”

Ain’t nobody be callin’ you Choosy Mutha.

[Blue Highway]

Peter Pan is pronounced with a hard “PEE”. Ba da dump! I’ll be here all week, don’t forget to top your bartenders.

[Carriage Hill]

I remember GIF as "JIF", back in the 90s, during my Photoshop v3 days.

[3boysdad]

I could!

[Carriage Hill]

And then there’s PNG Preserves.

[Leep]

I will give you celery...anything else and you might as well vote for bernard sanders for President.

[Carriage Hill]

I’m having some right now. Mmmmmmmmm...

[Carriage Hill]

He looks and sounds like a Mikey “Propofol” Jackson wannabe.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

LOL!

[Carriage Hill]

You say tomatoes; I say tomatos...

[AloneInMass]

“Likewise, if the creator is adamant that it’s a soft G, then ‘graphics’ should be pronounced ‘Jraphics’ ... “

Who could forget the dinosaur classic ‘Jraphic Park’

[Carriage Hill]

+1.

[NEMDF]

In some celery stalks, spread on French toast before the syrup, in some cookies with those cross-hatched fork tines on the top.... ETC

[NEMDF]

yeah, cuz topless bartenders are not good, right?

[Rastus]

Considering the content of many JPEGs, you can probably find JPEG Jelly next to the Trojans.

[NEMDF]

AND cats and toddlers can unroll it much more easily if it is hung up “under”.

[Rastus]

I only eat Crunchy Superman. I haven’t had peanut butter in decades.

(but really, I buy Peter Pan)

[zeugma]

It depends. If you have cats, definitely under. If you don’t it doesn’t matter.

[beethovenfan]

Mother Smucker’s

[Captain Walker]

I think this highlights the most obvious shortcoming of the English language: too many words have to be heard before we know how to pronounce them.

We might not worry about umlauts, acutes, graves, or accents (or any of those other decorations on the European languages), but there's also a price to pay for that.