[Salamander]

“Workers in protective gear carry a bag containing a giant salamander that was reported to have escaped from the Huanan Seafood Market in Wuhan in central China’s Hubei Province in January”

Whoa, now!
We had nothing to do with this!

[Billthedrill]

Soooo...it was you all along...

[Abathar]

"“Workers in protective gear carry a bag containing a giant salamander that was reported to have escaped from the Huanan Seafood Market in Wuhan in central China’s Hubei Province in January”"

We knew it couldn't be you, it specifically said giant, and those of us here know you're anything but that.