Maybe not royal but SUSSEX royal...
Need to just shorten it by removal of a few letters.
SUX Royal.
I believe the crown would argue context, that the grifters are attempting to trade on a relationship they no longer have a right to. And as to someones posting elsewhere that trailer trash markle has a diary filled with juicy info? The Brits have plenty of 'specialists' that could make it.......and others disappear convincing manner.