[GOPJ]

"The economy is good, and there's lots of leftover bread crumbs and stuff for us pigeons," Beaker told reporters...

Funny from start to finish... thanks for posting.

[Forgiven_Sinner]

Here’s my favorite line, “Pigeon police shrugged and said they didn’t want to interfere. “Honestly, we’re just winging it here,” Pigeon Chief of Police Peck Peckems said. “Now if you’ll excuse me, someone just dropped a donut over on Fourth Street, and we need to investigate.””