To complete the mission, NASA is in meetings to determine how best to supply Phobos with a rubber hose, a picture of Douglas Fairbanks (or Jean Harlow), some cotton balls, a blender, an eighty-two degree angle, a headlight from a 1933 Ford, a white mouse, and a Cleveland phone book. Due to conditions, all would need to be wrapped in leather, of course.
I am so sad no one got the joke.