[dfwgator]

As a Lions fan, I’m entitled to legally use heroin.

[dangus]

Gotta tell ya: as a swamp dweller, nothing’s quite as fun as watching the Redskins suck so badly. 1 play-off win in 20 years since I’m here, and 3-13 this past year. I knew it was going to be a baaaaaad year when even the sportscaster didn’t seem certain that this was the year they win it all!

[Osage Orange]

And eat Impalas..!!

[Gay State Conservative]

As a Lions fan you're obviously smoking crack on a regular basis! ;-)