Freaking Clown World...At least Trump was fornicating with women He’s got that going for him, you know....
To all passengers...
This is Clown World Airlines.
We thank you for your business and for choosing Clown World Airlines...
As you know, this is a one way trip and all tickets are non-refundable...
We will be disembarking very soon...
Please stay in your seats until then...
Once again, thank you for choosing Clown World Airlines.
Enjoy the hellhole, er, I mean enjoy your stay in Clown World!