Posted on 02/17/2020 8:02:12 PM PST by robowombat
Send steve irwin’s progeny.
Saw something about those hippos some time ago. Given that they’re absolutely not native to South America there’s no reason why they can’t be shot.
Exactly. Invasive? Bang! Someone will pay to eat them.
Except for the lets shoot a lot of guns near the drug lords thing ... right?
They make good leopard bait.
Send in Don Jr. Feed everyone hippo burgers for a year!
They’d be right at home in San Franshitsco.
After searching for that .gif it is fortunate Escobar didn’t import rhinoceros.
Can hippos be bbq’d?
Maybe send them to Venezuela.
“If you shoot The Hippo, you must kill him!”
An enraged Hippo in the water would be very dangerous.
I believe they can run faster than the average human while on land.
Remember earlier this month with Jerry Nadler “raced” Adam Schiff to the podium? Everyone was shocked to see him ‘waddle’ so very swiftly. IOW, roly-poly animals can surprise you when they have a strong incentive to step on the gas!
Send the average Problem Glasses girl on Twitter to go and tell the drug lord this is NOT OK. Sure, she may not be seen again, but we can blame that on the hippos.
Hippos are the deadliest animals on earth. Please avoid them if youre able.
Venezuelans
His favorite yuletide song — “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.”
The hippopotamus , the “river horse”, is one of the most aggressive animals in the world. They are extremely territorial and will attack anything that approaches them in water or gets between them and water.
Hippos kill about 2,900 people a year in Africa.
Somebody say hippos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg8oZEiRCNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qoNPKyLbew
Who would have thought the “view” relocated their show
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