I’m sorry you can’t manage to be more helpful, Mr. Biden. Looks like the witness protection program you so wanted is filled up. No new families, and we would never consider Hunter, because he keeps wandering off to buy crack.
NO! WAIT! I just remembered something, Mr. Barr! Something important!
Yesss...?
Biden: C’mon, man. Pierre Delecto has gone completely underground. No one can trace him despite rumors about Utah and DC—all fake. Same with the Whistleblower. Airtight. No one knows the identity, right?